People who do well on social media are high on their own dopamine.
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People find it easy to be negative online, but the converse is also true, and almost as annoying. Folks disingenuously proclaim love because it’s easy to do and makes them feel popular. In real life we don’t see so many verbal displays of extreme emotion, unless people are very drunk.
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Out of the blue I remembered the phone number for time of day, called it, and now they also give the temperature. This year is off to a great start.
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“My stomach would look flatter if my rear end was more fatter” would be good lyrics to either a country or hip-hop number.
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Stevie Nicks may have climbed a mountain and then turned around but I solved my hemorrhoid problem with flushable wipes.
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I’m going to learn to speak German because it will be an unobtrusive way of keeping my throat clear.
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I worry if a global catastrophe occurs, there will be terrible chaos and people cannibalizing plus everyone‘s cortisol levels will go up.
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Middle-aged celebrity couples with several children who claim they are dying to have another baby are just trying to get people to think they’re still having sex.
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They say your body is a temple, but let’s face it, sometimes it feels like an out house.
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It’s ironic that as you get older, you insult more people, but your own skin gets thinner.
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Has the collective unconscious awakened? Is it talking to itself? Will it ever go back to sleep? Should it have some warm milk and a banana?
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I finally stopped having that terrible nightmare where I show up for a final exam and I haven’t studied, and I think this is because deep down now I no longer give a shit.
Registered Sexagenarian 